Tom, we need you down on Main Street. There's been a violent gang shoot-out. Just kidding. A duck stole a bagel. But they do need it back.
Sonic the Hedgehog
10.8s
Whoa, buddy, you almost got yourself killed out there. What are you, some kind of adrenaline junkie? It must be rough being slow all the time. Tell you what. Today is your lucky day.
Sonic the Hedgehog
16.4s
It had everything. Sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls, public access to loop-de-loops. And, I never had to catch a school bus because I could run across the entire island in less than two seconds. Also, there was no school. I know, pretty sweet island, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog
12.2s
With Rihanna. OMG. That's amazing. Please send pics. No, Wade. I'm at the speed trap. Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean! Hang on, I think I got something.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.1s
Yeah! I was born with extraordinary powers and was told to keep them secret. And like any kid, I did the exact opposite. Whoo-hoo!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.7s
Now go!
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.1s
Uh-oh!
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.3s
No one's ever given me a gift before.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.5s
Longclaw!
Sonic the Hedgehog
17.5s
So, I know what you're thinking. Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a madman with a mustache from the Civil War? Well, to be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life. Is this too much? Am I going too fast? It's kind of what I do... You know what? Let's back up.
Sonic the Hedgehog
12.1s
Listen carefully, Sonic. You have a power unlike anything I have ever seen. And that means someone will always want it. The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Get down!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.3s
He's all yours.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.8s
Okay, I like that. All right, everybody. Nothing to see here. Let's disperse. Just another ordinary day in Green Hills. Carl, I'll take that chain saw.
Sonic the Hedgehog
10.2s
I know it's a tough decision for you to leave Green Hills. Walking away from something you care about has to be painful. You're not sure you really want to go, huh?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.4s
Whoa.
Sonic the Hedgehog
6.5s
Ooh! Now you've done it! Guess what, Eggman? I'm not leaving Earth. You are.
