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Are you in charge here? - Yes, I am... - Nope! - My... - Wrong! - name... - I'm in charge! - is Major... - Me! - Ben... - I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. It says I'm the top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. - Agent Stone? - The Doctor thinks you're basic. I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. - Is he still looking at me funny? - Yes, he is. Tell him to stop or I'll pull up his search history. If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, - he'll take a closer look... - I'm not deaf. And tell him his men report to me now. Blah-blah-blah. Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you realize... I'm sorry, Major. What was your name? - Benning... - Nobody cares! Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody Cares. You know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. And nobody cares how proud your mommy is that you're now reading at a third-grade level. - Mmm. - Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert: She dies in the end. But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. Ah... my babies. Whoo! Look what came out of my egg sac. You know what I love about machines? They do what they're told. They follow their programming. They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water. Now you do what you're told. Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss... and watch my machines do your job.
Sonic the Hedgehog
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Twenty minutes ago, an energy surge knocked out power across the entire Pacific Northwest. What do we know? Well, our first instinct was it was an EMP. But electromagnetic pulses don't have that kind of power. NASA has ruled out meteor strikes or solar flares. The Department of Energy says it's not a power plant malfunction. Well, sounds like we're really good at figuring out what it wasn't. This could be a prelude to a larger attack. I'm suggesting we scramble the Fifth and Sixth Regiment. No, no, no, no. This needs a much more sophisticated mind. Someone who understands technology. - You want to send in a lab rat? - Not just any lab rat. A lab rat with teeth. You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting. - I know, he's a little weird. - Weird? - No. No way. - He's a psychological tire fire! But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs, IQ off the charts. And his drone tech is revolutionary! You're sure he can handle this? He has a perfect operations record. - Remember the coup in Pakistan? - No. Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan? - That's not even a country. - Exactly. And you can thank Robotnik for that. I can't believe you're bringing that freak into this. Neither can I, but... we have no choice. What the...
Sonic the Hedgehog