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Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise. Shall we try this again? I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. Five... I don't know what you're talking about. - Four. - Hey, tough guy. I'm a cop, and you're threatening an officer. How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three... Come on! Rack your brain. You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living in two... one. Wait! Don't hurt him!
Sonic the Hedgehog
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Are you in charge here? - Yes, I am... - Nope! - My... - Wrong! - name... - I'm in charge! - is Major... - Me! - Ben... - I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. It says I'm the top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. - Agent Stone? - The Doctor thinks you're basic. I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. - Is he still looking at me funny? - Yes, he is. Tell him to stop or I'll pull up his search history. If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, - he'll take a closer look... - I'm not deaf. And tell him his men report to me now. Blah-blah-blah. Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you realize... I'm sorry, Major. What was your name? - Benning... - Nobody cares! Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody Cares. You know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. And nobody cares how proud your mommy is that you're now reading at a third-grade level. - Mmm. - Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert: She dies in the end. But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. Ah... my babies. Whoo! Look what came out of my egg sac. You know what I love about machines? They do what they're told. They follow their programming. They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water. Now you do what you're told. Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss... and watch my machines do your job.
Sonic the Hedgehog