So, as I crashed into the cold, dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A, I have no idea where I'm going. B, saltwater stings. C, I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am. Why? Because you shot me! - I know. - You shot me! All right, I heard you the first time. You don't have to pile it on. Good grief. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a fish on my head! And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
I'm okay.
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.8s
I'm gonna go check in with Wade, see if he knows what's going on. You're gonna see Wade in that glass thing? What is it, a teleportation box?
Sonic the Hedgehog
14.2s
All right, get in the truck. Really? You're gonna help me? I guess it is a little bit my fault that all this is happening to you. Not a little bit. Entirely. It is entirely your fault. Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming? Yes.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.9s
What's happening? Is this your mother ship?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.7s
Hey, what are those?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.1s
Ta-da!
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.6s
All right, stay here. And be quiet. Good plan. Great plan! We're already working so well together. Practically finishing each other's sentences.
Sonic the Hedgehog
3s
Hang in there, buddy. You're gonna be all right.
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.5s
Hey, everyone! Welcome back to my livestream. Today we're destroying robots. Step one.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.7s
We did not do it. Who is this guy? Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? My turn. Here, just keep us going straight. I put it in cruise control. I feel just like Vin Diesel. "It's all about family, Tom."
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
The blue devil.
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.4s
Jojo? Untie your mother. Jojo! Untie Mommy. Sweetie. Jojo!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1s
Huh?
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.5s
Where are you going? Just drive the car. I'll take care of this. And if I don't make it, just ditch me. You seem good at that.
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.3s
Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball and smash him with your body.
