Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest. You got it. I am great at resting. I rest faster than anybody. Still talking. Uh, first of all, can we take a moment to acknowledge how under control I've been? - Amazing. - Didn't freak out. - No. - Totally calm. - Thank you. - Ahh. Second of all... What the heck is going on? Is that thing an alien? Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl is always going on - about the blue devil? - The blue devil! - That's him? He's real? - Yeah. What is he doing here? What are you doing here? I... kinda sorta... shot our little blue friend with your tranq gun. - No, you did not. - I didn't mean to. This is kinda hard for me to explain. And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy. He has to get to the Transamerica building, and I promised I'd take him. Uh-uh! Aliens? Maddie, your husband's lost his mind. Use this as an opportunity to leave him. No one would judge you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
21.7s
I have to go to the bathroom. - He's gonna be okay, right? - Uh... He'll snap out of this. He'll wake up soon? Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have, like, vet smelling salts, like for cats or parakeets or something? No. They don't make cat smelling salts. - They should. - I have human smelling salts in my human first aid kit. Okay.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.7s
Well, that's what you're doing. Blue alien hedgehogs still count as people. Right? - I think so too. - Yeah. - I think. - Okay. I love you. Did I tell you that already? I don't deserve you. You know that? I know that.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9s
All right! Looking good! Okay. You said you wanted to help people in real trouble, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.3s
I gotta check that off my bucket list.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.2s
So you won't hurt your feet anymore.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.3s
No one's ever given me a gift before.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
- Really? - Uh-huh.
Sonic the Hedgehog
48.3s
Are you enjoying the clam chowder? It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us. Unsuccessfully! Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con. Yeah, what are you wearing? It's a flight suit, designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag. Yeah, and yet you still are one. Ooh-hoo! Good one. You are catching fire, Thomas. Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover. Does she have a name or should we just call her "collateral damage"? Hey, watch your mouth. Unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier? I punched him in the face. Oh! He punched him right in the face! It was awesome! The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons. Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman, but let's face it, you'll never catch me. Confidence! A fool's substitute for intelligence.
Sonic the Hedgehog
24.6s
- That's not good. - Uh... Sonic, I know you got the super-speed and everything, - but Maddie and I... - Totally defenseless? Probably gonna get blown up? Pretty much, yeah. Don't worry. I know exactly what to do. I was not expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.2s
Okay. Did someone leave their "Find My Phone" on?
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.1s
Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.1s
Pew, pew-pew-pew, pew-pew-pew-pew!
Sonic the Hedgehog
2s
For saving my life.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.2s
Thank you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.2s
For what?
Sonic the Hedgehog
3.3s
Oh!
Sonic the Hedgehog
36s
Okay. What happens now? Now all I have to do is think of where I want the other end of the ring to appear, and I throw it. So that's it? We did it? Yeah. We did it! Hey. Sorry we didn't get to do everything on your bucket list, pal. It's okay. I did the ones I needed the most. You two are so cute. - Oh, please. What? - We are not. No. We're not cute. We are a couple of loose cannons just living by our own rules. Exactly. - Really? - Yeah. And our rules include expressing heartfelt emotions. If you say so. - Okay, then. - All right.