Howdy, pardner! I'm not your partner. Come on. We're leaving. But there's a ZZ Top cover band. You gotta see their beards. You're gonna have to catch 'em some other time. Let's go. Get up! If we stay, I won't say another word for the rest of the trip, starting... now.
Sonic the Hedgehog
27.4s
Welcome to the Piston Pit. What can I get you fellas? I want nachos and buffalo wings, oh, and guac. Funny word, isn't it? Guac, guac! Guac. Hey, no kids allowed in here. What's he got on, some kind of mask? Oh, he's actually 43 years old and, um, suffers from a very rare skin disease that stunts his growth and makes him look, uh, like that. The face, I was born with. The confidence, I picked up along the way. - Make his a Mello Yello, please. - Okay.
Sonic the Hedgehog
11.4s
Okay, I'm a ball, a normal ball. I'm blending in like a ball. Shh. Stop talking. No, you stop talking. Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic. Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me with X-rays. I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.
Sonic the Hedgehog
9.8s
Oh, come on. That's awful. What did you eat? I think it's called a chili dog? You might want to check your fur on that one, buddy.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
No, no, no, no, no!
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.1s
- Old pipes. - Yeah. Probably just the house settling. Nothing to see here!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.4s
Hey!
Sonic the Hedgehog
20s
- Yes. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - That's nice. - I feel sick. Are you having fun? Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list, huh? - Big night for you. - What's a bucket list? A bucket list is, uh... It's a list of things you want to do in your life before you, well, kick the bucket. I've never kicked a bucket, either! Oh, I gotta make my list.
Sonic the Hedgehog
28.8s
Listen, uh, Mister... Doctor. Dr. Robotnik. But my dentist calls me Rob. Hmm. Look, uh, Dr. Robotskeez. Um, I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, but it's got nothing to do with me. You can ask anyone in town. - Everyone knows me. - I bet they do. I'm sure you're hella popular with the Jebs and Merles and Billy Bobs, in this glorified gas-station rest stop. Betcha go way back to the days of tippin' cows and playin' in a jug band!
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Yes, Doctor.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.5s
No, no, no, no, no.
Sonic the Hedgehog
4.4s
Come on, buddy. You're gonna be all right. You'll be all right.
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.6s
Huh?
Sonic the Hedgehog
1.9s
Can we have a moment?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.9s
- So, should we get out of here? - Yeah, time to go.
Sonic the Hedgehog
22.9s
He's a good man. - Yeah. Come on in! - Great. Take all the readings you need. Except, uh... Doesn't the power company usually take their readings from outside the house? That way they can check them even if you're not home. Also, my buddy Spencer works for the gas company, and he's more of an Ultimate Frisbee guy. So you want to tell me why you think I'm dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house?
Sonic the Hedgehog
5.3s
- Um, you gotta go, right? - Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta go. We gotta go too. See... All right, bye-bye.