Wanted Earth as an apolitical zone for creatures without a planet. You ever see Casablanca? Same thing, except no Nazis. We agreed and concealed all evidence of their landing. So these are real flying saucers and the World's Fair was a cover-up? Why hold it in Queens? More nonhumans arrive every year and live among us in secret. Not to change the subject, but when was the last time you got a CAT scan? - Six months ago. It's company policy. - Make another appointment.
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In the 1950s, the government started an underfunded agency... ...with the laughable purpose of establishing contact... ...with a race not of this planet. Look at the end of this device. Everyone thought the agency was a joke, except the aliens... ...who made contact on March 2, 1961 outside New York. There were nine of us the first night. Seven agents, one astronomer... ...and a dumb kid who'd gotten lost. You brought that tall man some flowers. This way. They were a group of intergalactic refugees.
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Tell your boy Zed I had an absolutely wonderful time...
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All right, look. I'm gonna go in and put my thing down, but when I come out, I want answers.
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Your skin is hanging off your bones.
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Is that better?
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Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer... ...is my promise that tomorrow you won't remember a thing. That's not exactly some shit you forget.
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Ever seen one of these?
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Pest? You got a hell of an infestation. You know, I've noticed an infestation here. Everywhere I look, nothing but undeveloped, unevolved... ...barely conscious pond scum... ...totally convinced of their own superiority... ...as they scurry about their short... ...pointless lives. Don't you wanna get rid of them? In the worst way.
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This dude gave me this card...
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Help you?
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He has a problem with authority.
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So do I.
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But this kid ran down a cephalopoid on foot, boss.