- None. They ask too many questions. - Who pays for this? We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated from out-of-state visitors. Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction. This is a fascinating gadget. It'll replace CDs soon. I'll have to buy the White Album again. That's fun. A universal translator. We're not even supposed to have it. Human thought is so primitive. It's looked upon... ...as an infectious disease in some galaxies. That kind of makes you proud.
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Watch your head!
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The bug had other plans. The Galaxy is the best source for subatomic energy in the universe.
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Don't do it.
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We want one of you. Just one. What will follow is a series of simple tests...
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Elevator. You're late. Sit down. My name is Zed. You're all here because you're the best. Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs, Army Rangers, NYPD.
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If the bugs get it, kiss the Arquillians goodbye.
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You don't like it, you can kiss my furry butt.
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The worst disguise ever. He's definitely an alien.
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That's right, move in closer. That's good. Thanks.
