What?! Just shoot the damn thing on the count of three. One...
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...two, three!
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Now, that's what I'm talking about.
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I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just saying it could start a war! Good, war. That means more food for my family. All 78 million of them. That's a lot of mouths to feed. You're a wonderful dad, but I'm staying here!
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Roaches check in. They don't check out.
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Put on a seat belt.
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- You're coming with me. - What? It's a long trip. I'll need a snack. It's a long trip. I'll need a snack.
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- You know a better way to Queens? - It'll be packed! Remember the red button? Push the red button.
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Edgar, what on earth was that? Sugar.
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Of the body. Great body. The dead body.
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Interesting job you guys have.
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Not bad for your second day of work, is it? This definitely rates a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-metre. Should've been here for the Zeronion migration in 1968.
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But then I got to the fire. I was like that with it.
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I guess you weren't even alive in '68.
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Oh, shit!
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In third grade, everyone said I was crazy, but I knew our teacher... ...had to be from Venus or something. Ms. Edelson. Jupiter, actually. Well, one of the moons.
