Well, here's the dealio. Things have been so lonely since my wife, Debbie, passed on. It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
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I bet the mom is beautiful! I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears. I'm just saying it'd be nice.
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Dr Nefario! I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies! - What? - Cookie robots! - Who is this? - Oh, forget it.
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Wait a sec... You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! No, that was someone else.
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Do I look like I speak Spanish? You have a face como un burro. Well, thank you!
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Well, it appears you have cleared our background check, Dr Gru.
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Okay, here we are. Home sweet home.
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So, this is, like, your house?
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Light bulb.
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Okay, bye.
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What are you looking at? Boo-ya! You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!
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Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby... Curse you, tiny toilet!