This is a waste of time. I don't remember anything.
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He's coming back around.
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- Come on. - Oh, fuck. No, the power's out. - We gotta take the stairs. - Ah, fuck!
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Oh, my God.
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This is a real tattoo!
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Excuse me, sir. How did you get this stuff?
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- Call an ambulance! - Shut up! He's dead. Look, if someone comes and finds a dead body and a pile of cocaine... we'll spend the rest of our lives in a Thai prison. Shh!
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- Show him your balls, man. - No, no, no. That's okay.
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- I got nothing. Fuck. - Me neither. - I got a text from Chow. - What time? Uh, 10:00 last night. What's it say? "On my way, niggas." Oh, niggas. Okay. Hip-hop.
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- So, what are you, a doctor? - No. Not yet. I'm premed. Ever heard of that guy Doogie Howser? - Yeah. - Well, he turned out to be a gay. - Alan. - It's true. I read it in Teen People. Right. Okay, well, I'm gonna grab a book or something for the plane. You guys want anything? - No, thanks. - I'm good. I would actually love a Smartwater.
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- Hey, there he is. - Hey, Stu. - Teddy. What's up? How are you? - Good to see you, man. - All right. - Who's this guy, Stu? This is Teddy, Lauren's little brother. Goes to Stanford. Premed. This is Phil, Alan and Doug. - Hey, nice to meet you, man. - Wow, Stanford? How old are you?
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- I'm... - Uh, he's 17. Kind of a genius. Actually, I'm 16. And I'm not a genius. My dad just had me take the entrance exams early. Because you're a genius.
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To my sweet daughter and Stu. Congratulations. - Hear, hear. - Cheers, guys.
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He seemed unattractive. He lacked intelligence and imagination.
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That's supposed to be done by a registered nurse. I am a nurse. I'm just not registered.
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Oh, Stu, look at this. I bought this because I thought of you.