Well, we're living here in Alantown And he's driven our lives into the ground When we woke up We were wasted and drunk Phil got shot We got beaten by a monk I was happy, and my life was good Getting married like a dentist should Roasting marshmallows on a stick I got fucked in the ass By a girl with a dick I remember that.
The Hangover Part II
1.7s
Could you just run it by Stu?
The Hangover Part II
4.5s
He does that when he's upset. He doesn't understand why he's not invited.
The Hangover Part II
7.2s
All Alan talks about is the three of you. And that weekend. Wait. Is he the one that keeps calling and hanging up?
The Hangover Part II
9.5s
Alan found out that we're going to Thailand for Stu's wedding. So? So he's heartbroken, Doug. You guys are like his family. No, your family is like his family.
The Hangover Part II
38.9s
No fucking way. Absolutely not. Come on, Stu. it's killing him. I don't care. Honestly, the two of you were barely invited. - Oh. - All right. I get it. I really do. Just, you know what? Alan considers you to be one of his best friends. I consider Alan to be insane. Stu, throw him a bone. His dad pays for everything he eats and breaks. We should squeeze the old man to cover the bachelor party. That's good. I'm glad you brought that up, because this is the bachelor party. - What? - What are you talking about? Yeah. it's my bachelor brunch. Go crazy. Get some chocolate-chip pancakes, a lap dance from the waitress.
The Hangover Part II
9s
- Oh, my God. I just realized. - What? I forgot to renew my passport. Oh, no. Good thing I did it last week. It's in the kitchen drawer.
The Hangover Part II
3.6s
- Was this right up against your scrotum? - Yep.
The Hangover Part II
1.4s
For me?
The Hangover Part II
1.6s
Wow.
The Hangover Part II
5.9s
- The monkey? - Yeah. I stashed the account number and password in his vest. Where is he?
The Hangover Part II
1.7s
That's a nice neck roll.
The Hangover Part II
7.6s
That's terrible. Not terrible. What you talking about? It's fucking genius. You ever see monkey go to jail?
The Hangover Part II
11.2s
Yeah, that's because it melted, Stu. The fucking power's out. "With an inadequate electrical grid serving millions of people... Bangkok experiences 1500 power outages per year." Seriously, Alan, that's enough.
The Hangover Part II
5s
That monkey snorting coke with me all night... jerking me off while I watch Stu fuck with ladyboy.
