I mean, if I was a foot to my left, Stu, I'd be dead.
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I'm sorry, guys. This wasn't part of the plan.
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Oh, my God. I wasn't done talking.
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What plan, Alan?
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Can I have more ice, please? I'm not gonna lie to Lauren. Stu, do you want this or not?
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No, that's cool.
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Sit down. I got this. Sit down, boy. That was, uh, a great speech, sir. I like the comparisons between, uh, Stu and rice. I've also prepared a few words. "Hey, everybody, here are some fun facts. The population in Thailand is 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. Its chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year, approximately 13,000 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand. - The climate in Thailand is..." - Alan, uh... Alan, why don't you skip to the last card there, buddy? Okay. Sorry. "None of you know Stu like I do." Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not nobody knows Stu like I do. No one. "I can't even tell you what we've been through... because we made a pact more important than blood. What I can tell you is this: This is not Stu's first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago..." All right, time's up. You can sit down, bud. You can sit down. - It was good. I did good, though. - Oh, God, you killed it. - Okay. Thanks, Phil. - Sit down. Yeah. In your face.
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Pretty cool room, Alan. Oh, thanks, Phil. My dad pays my rent. Alan, what the fuck? We were supposed to delete these. You made a promise. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell? I'm not cool with this at all. You can't have these.
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- Hey, Stu. - Okay. See you on the court in half...
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- Hey. - Hey. Hey.
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Uh... Uh, you guys wanna come in? - Sure. - Yeah, absolutely.
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- Hey, Phil. - Hey, bud.
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Sweetie, it's Pa Pa. You have visitors. Go in slowly, give him a chance to acclimate.
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[KNOCKS ON Doom What?
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- Alan, he's a criminal. - Excuse me, boys. - Hi, Linda. - Hi, Dougie. I guess we don't do dessert any more. I didn't get that memo. Well, I'm sorry, darling. I'll be right back. Would a cupcake kill you?
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Stu. - The guy that kidnapped us? - He didn't kidnap us. He kidnapped Black Doug. Remember? It was a whole big misunderstanding. He's actually quite charming.
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Sorry, honey. I 'll be right up. Can't believe you stopped by. This is cool. Wait a second. AI, is that Mr. Chow? Yeah. We still keep in touch.
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- Ha, ha. - Chillax, Stu. Nobody ever comes in here. Total violation of trust. Mother, I'm done with my lunch. It's just sitting here.
