- I'm... - Uh, he's 17. Kind of a genius. Actually, I'm 16. And I'm not a genius. My dad just had me take the entrance exams early. Because you're a genius.
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To my sweet daughter and Stu. Congratulations. - Hear, hear. - Cheers, guys.
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He seemed unattractive. He lacked intelligence and imagination.
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That's supposed to be done by a registered nurse. I am a nurse. I'm just not registered.
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Oh, Stu, look at this. I bought this because I thought of you.
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- Ah! - Whoa, what the fuck are you doing, man?
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And that's when I realized...
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- Ah! - All right. it's okay.
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Hey, guys?
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Come on, you asshole. The fucking monkey.
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- Phil! - Phil! Jesus. - Phil? You're okay. - Fuck me. Give us back our monkey. What monkey? Get your own monkey!
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- Uh, Teddy's seasick, actually. - Seasick? Teddy's been a maritime deck cadet since he was 9. Well, that's weird, because he's puking everywhere. I'm gonna tell you something that you did not know. I don't like you. - Yeah, I knew that already. - My daughter chooses you... that's her problem. - Hey, it's Phil Winnick. Listen, I apologize. We've been reeling in some crazy marlin, and I just want...
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Phone. Phone. Who is it? Answer. Lauren's dad. It just reminded me. - Answer it. - I can't. He might know something about Teddy. We still have a shot. - I can't. - Get your head back into the fucking game.
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I'm just gonna forget about it. - Never happened. - Right.
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That might be harder to go away, but in time it'll happen. That's what I'm gonna do.
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Oh, I got shot. Fuck! Fuck, guys. It's all right, Phil. We'll figure this all out and get the monkey back. I promise. No one gives a fuck about the monkey, Alan! Oh, shit, look at my arm. What the fuck is going on?! Stu, am I gonna be okay? You're a doctor. I don't know. Let me look, let me look.
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I made love to a man with boobies. Listen, I promise you no one's ever gonna find out about this. But we just found out about it. And then we forget. That's what we do. I've done so much fucked up shit, and I just forget about it. - You have? - Yeah. You just forget. It goes away.
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What? What? Stu, come here. No, look at it. Stuart Price, get your ass back over here! - You got shot! - I know! - Hey. - Yo. You all right? Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. Actually, bullet just grazed my arm. Eight stitches.
