All right, listen, fellas. Now that I'm getting married, I'm gonna be spending a lot more time with Cassandra. - Yeah. It's the way it should be. - No, you slow your roll, Phil, okay? There's more. And you're not gonna like this part.
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Cassie, I'm hungry. I thought you ordered Chinese.
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- Maybe we'll just lose it. - Yeah. Hey, Alan, I was just talking to Cassie. She's an amazing woman. Oh, thank you for saying that. She is an amazing woman. I find her much better than your wives. Aw. That's sweet. Which reminds me. Um, we need to talk. Doug?
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High five.
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Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
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...one of them didn't.
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You know, I wasn't gonna say anything, but Alan's been stopping by my office lately. You're kidding me. What for? I don't know. He just sits in the waiting room and reads Highlights magazine. Fills in the puzzles, whatever he can, and then leaves.
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I saw it once in a pornography. Oh.
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You okay, Chow?
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What?
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Oh, fuck. He stowed aboard a shipping freighter bound for the West Coast.
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I'm killing Dougs today.
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I'll always remember the last words he said to me: "I'm proud of you, Alan." "Never change."
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But she's my soul mate. And my new best friend. Plus, she lets me mount her... ...which relaxes me. Oh, my God. Alan, maybe never say that part again. Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here. I know you mount my sister. I've seen it. Many times.
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Wow. Jesus, what are you gonna do with him? Actually, I wanted to talk to you guys about that. Linda really wants to stage an intervention for him. An intervention? Really? I think that sounds like a great idea. Yeah, the thing is... ...she's pretty convinced he won't agree to it unless all of us are there.
