I'll cut offyour nut sack and nail it to my door... like one ofthose lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!
Jennifer's Body
9.7s
I wasn't always this cracked. I used to be normal. Well, as normal as any girl under the influence ofteenage hormones.
Jennifer's Body
5.1s
Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire... that destroyed a popular local nightclub... in Devil's Kettle last night.
Jennifer's Body
10.5s
Yeah? I feel so scrumptious! Goody for you. You know when you kiss a boy for the first time, and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate?
Jennifer's Body
26.5s
Hello, Needy. Hi. Jennifer. Hi, Colin. Can I borrow your English homework again? I forgot to read Hamlet. Is he gonna fuck his mom? No� I don't� I don't� I don't think so. Um, I actually wanted to ask you something. You wanna know if I'll go out with you? No! Yeah. What? I� - I don't g� How'd you know? - Just go ahead with the pitch.
Jennifer's Body
15.1s
Mmm. Hi, Chip. Hey, hey. Ugh. Get a room. So, talking to your mysterious pal Colin Gray again. No. He was asking Jennifer out on a date. That's weird.
Jennifer's Body
23.5s
Just one Toast 'Em, huh? I like Toast 'Ems. Well, that's good. But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day. I recommend more complex carbo� - No, she didn't! - I recommend you shut the fuck up! All right.
Jennifer's Body
2.2s
I'll kill him myself.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Hi. Hey.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Cool.
Jennifer's Body
16.5s
Technically, it's not a normal waterfall. It goes into this hole, and it doesn't come out. The scientist guys dropped all kinds ofthings down there, but nothing ever surfaces. Maybe it's another dimension. Or, you know, just really deep.
Jennifer's Body
10.6s
Colin's really nice. He's into maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his. I think he's really cool. You do? Yeah.
Jennifer's Body
9.7s
Why don't you just come by my place tonight? I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about this girl who's, like, half-sushi. I guess she has sex through her blowhole or something.
Jennifer's Body
10s
Well, those J.V. tactics won't work against me. I'm a kicker. K- I-C-K-E-R. It even says so on my chart.
Jennifer's Body
4.2s
I think I get more letters than Santa Claus, Zac Efron and Dr. Phil combined.
Jennifer's Body
8.5s
Welcome to the Mental Olympics. They're big on recreation here. Supposedly, it helps us vent our aggressions.
Jennifer's Body
3.9s
But we always share your bed when we have slumber parties.
Jennifer's Body
3.4s
We will get the man who did this to your son. Hear me.
