Huh. Looks like you're going to a lot of trouble for little old me. I must be your greatest enemy after all. Right, Batman? - I see what you're trying to do. - And what is that? You're trying to entrap me into a relationship. - Really? - Yeah, and it's not gonna work. Oh, yes, it is. Because I'm inside your head.
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Sorry, kid. That's okay, ma'am. As long as I'm doing a dime in the big house with my old man, everything's gonna be A-okay. Officers, take this Projector to the evidence room. - You got it. - And get this man some pants. I'm good the way I am. B Go, why has nobody fist bumped me yet?
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Oops. - Batman? - Yes? Why is your "not son" trying to smuggle the Phantom Zone Projector into Arkham? What? Hey, kid. What is this? Batman, give me the Phantom Zone Projector. - No. - Batman! Give me the Phantom Zone Projector! Give it to me! No, no, no! Whoa! Nice.
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Freeze, Batman! Hey, kid. This is a training exercise. These guys are my bros. - Go ahead and take a couple of them out. - Cool! - Hey, Frank. - You want a piece of Robin? - Barney! Nice compound fracture! - How'd you like a punch, Glen?
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I studied Brazilian jiu-jitsu at Harvard for Police. Oh, yeah? Well, guess who got a PhD in smoke bombs! Dr. Batman. Guards! Get them!
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Yes! That's what I call saving the city again! Batman, what are you doing? I'm Batman-ing.
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Code Red! I need total security lockdown, now!
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But you're not who I thought you were.
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Om!
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34.9s
Really? Because I brought a PowerPoint... Still boring! Yeah. Just get on with it. You want us to humiliate him? I certainly do. Yes. You want us to make him grovel at your feet? I would like to see that very much! You want us to smite him? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want us to make the rivers of Gotham City run red with his blood? Oh, that's... Oh, no blood? How do you feel about lava? Yes! Lava. - Done. - Yay! - I can't wait to crush buildings. - Excuse me. Hello? Over here. I don't want to be a downer, but how exactly are we going to get outta this place? Oh, leave that to me.
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I'm sorry, what'd you just say? That's right. I'm so bad, I got myself thrown into this heck-hole on purpose! I'm listening. Count me interested. Look, everyone here knows what it's like to be hurt by a hero, don't they? We've all been taken for granted, right? - Yeah, bro. - I'm relating. Well, that's why I came to this space prison. To recruit the universe's greatest... - We'll do it! - I'm sorry? You were going to say something about recruiting the universe's greatest villains to conquer a superhero. - Am I right? - Uh, yeah. - Well, we're in! - Yay!
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What's that? A monkey and dog are friends. Not that. That! And I've come to finally take over the city. But in order to do that, I need to break my friends out of a giant, scary prison. - Hey, guys, he means us! - Yay! And I ain't talking about those rogue losers dressed in cosplay!
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I'm gonna go start looting. Hello, Gotham City! The Clown Prince of Crime is back! Commissioner Gordon, you gotta take a look at this.
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'Sup, Joker? Namaste, Batman. - Namaste. - Gross. Ooh. Briefs man. Me, too. Cut the baloney. Kid, guard the door, will ya? On it! Take that, Alan!
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Don't wanna jinx us, but I'll be a lot happier when this Phantom Zone Projector is locked up tight.
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Stop with the violence for just a second! What if I told you I could get you outta here?
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Going up, ma'am? No. You're going down! Look out! Smash! I guess you're right. I am going up. Ding!