- That doesn't even count. - That totally counted. - That's how you kiss your mother. - Don't you say anything!
American Pie 2
1.6s
Would you like to dance?
American Reunion
1.2s
I got it.
American Reunion
22.7s
You know, there are services out there... Services? Yeah. Like what? A happy ending? What's that? Because I won't go there. Oh, my God. I don't need that... I don't need that kind of massage, Jim. That's not what I was... Because, you know what, it's dangerous. And you can pick things up. You don't even wanna know what you can pick up. Talk to your uncle Mort. I'd rather not. He was in the hospital for two weeks. That's disgusting.
American Reunion
27s
I want you to dust off that old dick of yours, go out there, and get some ass. Oh! Just go out there. I think I Will. Dad, stop, okay? It's exactly what I'm gonna... I'm sorry, but you have had a little too much to drink tonight, and I'm not letting you... No, no. No, son, I haven't hardly had one drink. And you know I love you. I do love you, but you need to chillax.
American Reunion
1.6s
Um, coming!
American Reunion
2.2s
It's better than ever.
American Reunion
9.7s
Paul is like my best friend. I love him so much. More now than ever before. In fact, I can't believe we haven't met. I'm Steven Stifler.
American Reunion
5.6s
Come on. I know I was a bit of a jerk back in the day but I grown up a lot since then.
American Reunion
1.3s
Really?
American Reunion
3s
I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it perfect.
American Reunion
1.9s
And we have the cutest kid ever.
American Reunion
13.1s
Mmm. Sorry, you're going to have to be more specific. I pre-ejaculated twice. Oh, Jim Levenstein! Right! Levenstein. Yeah, Jim Levenstein. Now I remember. Yeah.
American Reunion
1.5s
Michelle, you look beautiful.
American Reunion
5.7s
Yeah, I... Sorry, I don't remember you. Okay.
American Reunion
1.2s
Hey.
American Reunion
7.1s
Seeing you again, all these old feelings came up, and... I don't know, I guess I just felt guilty.
American Reunion
12.7s
Ron, I can explain. Seriously, this guy? I'm a fucking heart surgeon, this guy's not even on ESPN. Hey, take it easy, Ron. What are you going to do? Hit me, Oz? Huh? Oh, I got an idea. What about a dance-off? Huh?
