Now, you may be intoxicated. Oh, yeah. Are you certain that you wish to engage in consenting... Hey, don't count your chickens, buster. - I'm just playing by the rules, baby. - I make the rules. That's a pretty good fucking rule.
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- Stifler's mom. - Hey, Finchy. How did you know I was here? I called a couple of weeks ago. Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime? I guess it slipped his mind.
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Okay, now... do these high school kids think we're cool... because they're at a college party... or are we those weird older guys... that try to hang out with high school kids when we come home? No way. We're definitely not those guys. Cops! Cops!
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So, technically, that's my second time. And I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise...
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Stop it.
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- Poison control. - Hello?
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All right. Now is my chance. I need confirmation. Stifler. Hey, man, what are you doing? Go get him. You ass. Stifler, get out.
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I guess I was living in the past... wanting to party with you guys... and be with Vicky, just like high school. You remember that day after prom? You know, we made a toast to the next step. I guess I never took it.
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My romantic life has passed its peak. Take me out to the pasture and shoot me. Super start to a super summer, fellas. Welcome home.
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- Hey, could I ask you a question? - Sure, son. Is it true that Paul Finch nailed your mom?
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Shit. She's de-pantsing. Oh, man. Wait. They can't hear us inside? We won't cross over their radio? No, man. These work on a CB frequency. This girl is so hot.
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- Cute. - Thank you.
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Your turn.
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Jim, relax. We are just, how do you say, tooting our horns.
