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My brother said that by the end of the summer I'd see the big picture. And I see it. No matter what, times change and things are different. The problem is, I don't want them to be. You know, Kevin, I haven't moved on either. I've been obsessed with the one woman... I can't have a real future with... other than a very kinky, extremely warped one.
American Pie 2
34.3s
It's Japanese. It means "hello". Hello. - Finch, what happened to Latin? - Met a Japanese girl at the art museum. Changed majors. Wanted to understand the things she was moaning. - You got laid in an art museum? - The Met. - And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim? And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins. All right, enough. But I'll tell you, none of these women even compare to... Stifler's mom. Stifler's mom is a goddess.
American Pie 2
46.9s
You know, you have beautiful eyes. - Oh, you're sweet. - That's a really nice top. - Oh. Thanks. - You're welcome. - Wanna fuck? - Are you serious? Come on, baby. Give it to the Stifmeister. - I think you better... - Your loss. Wow. You know, you have beautiful eyes. Come here, dude. You're making an ass out of yourself. You're ruining my mojo. And you're not the Stifmeister, okay? It takes years to develop true Stifmeister style. Come on, man! I just wanna see some boobs. - Hey, Pop Tart. - Dream on, midget. Excuse him. Come here. Take this. You're on cop watch. Go out in the driveway. See any cops, call me, okay? All right.
American Pie 2
31.5s
- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating? - We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay. This is good. This is good. Obviously. - Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What? You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual. I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual. Right, right. Okay. - Chairs. - Good.
American Pie 2