I've got a surprise for you. Close your eyes and get ready. I'm ready.
American Pie 2
5.2s
See what they are today, dude. See what they are today. Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.
American Pie 2
2.5s
- How are you? - Awesome.
American Pie 2
1.1s
That's nice.
American Pie 2
2.3s
Where are the fuckin' females?
American Pie 2
18.6s
Now, you may be intoxicated. Oh, yeah. Are you certain that you wish to engage in consenting... Hey, don't count your chickens, buster. - I'm just playing by the rules, baby. - I make the rules. That's a pretty good fucking rule.
American Pie 2
12.2s
- Stifler's mom. - Hey, Finchy. How did you know I was here? I called a couple of weeks ago. Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime? I guess it slipped his mind.
American Pie 2
17.1s
Okay, now... do these high school kids think we're cool... because they're at a college party... or are we those weird older guys... that try to hang out with high school kids when we come home? No way. We're definitely not those guys. Cops! Cops!
American Pie 2
8.1s
So, technically, that's my second time. And I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise...
American Pie 2
1.7s
Stop it.
American Pie 2
2.3s
- Poison control. - Hello?
American Pie 2
10.3s
All right. Now is my chance. I need confirmation. Stifler. Hey, man, what are you doing? Go get him. You ass. Stifler, get out.
American Pie 2
7.7s
Jim, relax. We are just, how do you say, tooting our horns.
American Pie 2
4.4s
- That doesn't even count. - That totally counted. - That's how you kiss your mother. - Don't you say anything!
