I've been saving this for a special occasion... for a special girl, just like you.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Thank you, Tall Oaks. You're beautiful.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Oh, my God!
American Pie 2
21.1s
That was it. Right there. That was a pure tantric moment. The fiicus, the water... it was all erotic. One more stimulant, I would have had full release. Finch, stay the fuck away from that fiicus. That's a jizz-free fiicus.
American Pie 2
6.4s
Jim, I have told you my memories from high school. What are yours?
American Pie 2
27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
4.3s
Jim, can't you leave your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Jim. Holy potatoes!
American Pie 2
2.7s
Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.
American Pie 2
2.7s
It's good to be home, Dad.
American Pie 2
2.6s
- Hand jobs. - Okay!
American Pie 2
17.9s
This should shave a couple of days off. Oh, good. Thank you, Doctor. Jim... that's good news. This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on. Little chilly out there.
American Pie 2
9.3s
Oh, shit! Shit!
American Pie 2
15s
I guess I was living in the past... wanting to party with you guys... and be with Vicky, just like high school. You remember that day after prom? You know, we made a toast to the next step. I guess I never took it.
American Pie 2
9.8s
My romantic life has passed its peak. Take me out to the pasture and shoot me. Super start to a super summer, fellas. Welcome home.
American Pie 2
6.8s
- Hey, could I ask you a question? - Sure, son. Is it true that Paul Finch nailed your mom?
American Pie 2
7.5s
What was he doing wandering unsupervised? Who knows? I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids.
American Pie 2
7.3s
You wanna mess with 'em? Yeah, it'll be fun. Let's do it.