- You're evil. - No way! I'm like Cupid. And I know how to make a girl jealous. This is gonna be fun.
American Pie 2
8s
Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay? - Yeah. - Wait. Cool idea.
American Pie 2
3.1s
Splat. "Oh, wait, Nadia, don't go." Splat.
American Pie 2
11.4s
'cause this one time, here... this kid had these cookies... Let me guess. A bear came. Cool. It's like you know all our stories.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Oh, yeah! No, no, no.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Who wants me to touch Amber?
American Pie 2
6.8s
Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer. Oh, my God! You could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it.
American Pie 2
2.2s
Okay, dude.
American Pie 2
2.6s
Hey, Marco, can you get your balls off me?
American Pie 2
12.9s
- The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help. Dildo, dildo, dildo! - What are you doing? - Looking for more lesbian artifacts. - Where'd you get this? - Finch's ass.
American Pie 2
9s
No way, dude! Her breasts are so luscious. What a wonderful Christmas gift you bought the boys. My nipples are so hard.
American Pie 2
3.7s
So, I invited someone else.
American Pie 2
2.3s
What the fuck are you doin' in here?
American Pie 2
11.6s
All right. Here. And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant. Whack away, Jim. Does this stuff really make a difference? - Oh, yeah! - Really?
American Pie 2
3.2s
Yes! Yes, you are!
American Pie 2
8.5s
Make it real. You do that... we'll do anything you want. Anything? Anything.
American Pie 2
6.3s
- Did I show you my cute pink shoes? - Does it match your pink bikini? They're getting naked.
American Pie 2
7.9s
One finger on the cheek. We want... palm grasping.
