You're really here? Oh, shoot! We're not supposed to have visitors...
American Pie 2
4.3s
We're gonna get more physical as soon as we get some...
American Pie 2
4.9s
- You better like it. - Promise. I wouldn't lie.
American Pie 2
14.6s
Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.
American Pie 2
3.8s
Come on, guys. Let's hear it for Petey!
American Pie 2
25.3s
I need a drink. Why is everybody taking a piss right now? - Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it. - You'll be okay. Relax. Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom. - Hey, you are a god. - Holy shit, dude. If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause I gotta piss, I would shake your hand. - I'm honored, guys. - Don't leave. You must teach me. How? How?
American Pie 2
1.8s
All right.
American Pie 2
9.1s
I smell really bad! Because we've been having so much sex, and... and I haven't showered, and I wanna shower!
American Pie 2
5.7s
This isn't right. Just blow on it, kid. All right. Here we go.
American Pie 2
10.1s
I am the Sherminator. A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... to change the future for one lucky lady.
American Pie 2
15.3s
Vic, hey, you guys are leaving? You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up. - What are you doing this weekend? - I can get together. - Cool. Let's hang out. - All right. - Bye, Kev. - See ya, Jess.
American Pie 2
8s
Good, Jim. You're making me wet. Holy shit. Really? No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
American Pie 2
5.9s
Okay, let me look. Wait. Didn't you have it when we were downstairs? Maybe.
