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29.5s
You know, Mr Homophobic Wizard... that it is possible for women to hold hands and not be gay. Friends can hold hands. Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends. - Go jerk off. - Unnecessary. Tantra teaches you to hold an orgasm over time... in anticipation of an ultimate moment... to release it upon the world. I'm filling up to the brim. That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up.
American Pie 2
30.1s
How's the studying going? I'd hardly call it studying. I've been going to the Picasso museum... hanging out at Sagrada Familia... going with Pierre to the Parc Guell. - Who's Pierre? - One of the guys in the program. He's got a girlfriend back in France, so we've kind of got something in common. That sounds cool. Yeah, I've overheard them on the phone at night. And, well, it made me think. Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my shirt and I'm rubbing myself.
American Pie 2
22.6s
No, no, that's all wrong. Thank you. Have a nice day. - So what does he mean, "meet up"? - You know, like hang out... grab lunch, whatever. I told you, we're just friends now. And he totally understands. - I'm sure he understands quite well. - He does. Oh, no, sir. These are all wrong for you. I mean, seriously.
American Pie 2
22.7s
Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out. I mean, that like makes me 50% of her entire guy-related life. You dipshit. She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three. What? When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with... multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything at college?
American Pie 2