- I cannot believe this. - Come on, guys. You know, we should be happy for Sherman.
American Pie
12.2s
God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party. Yup. And you got a keg too! - Wow! - Indeed.
American Pie
11.2s
- Hey, Oz! - Ozmeister! - Oh, great. - What about the game? - I'm not playing. - You're missing the game for us? No, I'm missing the game for you.
American Pie
3.6s
- I wanna have sex. - Now?
American Pie
16.2s
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. I'm a... I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. I think shithead really says it. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. Oh, yeah? How? Oh, yeah? How?
American Pie
2.2s
Come in.
American Pie
5.5s
This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me. - Too big. - I'll get you the blue stringy number.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Repressed.
American Pie 2
2.3s
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Guys, get the hell out of there right now.
American Pie 2
2.2s
I think I can fix these.
American Pie 2
3.8s
And now for our devoted listeners, back to the show.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Don't be a wimp.
American Pie 2
27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
2.6s
- Hand jobs. - Okay!
American Pie 2
13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Kiss me, here.
American Pie 2
8.2s
See you guys later. Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years? Give me, like, three days.
