The one that got away, huh, son? Well, evidently you two... made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. I didn't see it. It was brought up at a PTA meeting. Anyway, my point is... these little sexual debacles should not get you down... because you know what? It happens to the best of us. In fact... the first time your mother and I... got together... I used a condom. Well, she referred to it as "shrink wrapping". But I got over it. Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging... and good things will happen. Good to have you home, son.
American Pie 2
8.7s
I have all the time in the world. So, are we gonna do this every summer? - Hell, yeah, we are. - Of course we are, gentlemen. Well, we're gonna try.
American Pie 2
1.4s
Later.
American Pie 2
2.9s
- Did that exam blow or what? - Yeah, it sucked.
American Pie 2
4.7s
Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather... I wanna show you what you're missing.
American Pie 2
12.2s
- Stifler's mom. - Hey, Finchy. How did you know I was here? I called a couple of weeks ago. Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime? I guess it slipped his mind.
American Pie 2
5.2s
See what they are today, dude. See what they are today. Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.
American Pie 2
4s
- You want to get it on? - You better clear your schedule.
American Pie 2
3.4s
All right. You stupid fuck!
American Pie 2
15.7s
Mary, would I do that? - My name's Christy. - Christy, right. Beautiful name. Like it matters. Hey, how you doing? Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners! Johnny C., how's it going? Good to see you.
American Pie 2
20.8s
Everything in. Let's go. Pony up. Dog Years awaits. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. - I have a girlfriend now. - Yeah, you do. - She's my girlfriend. - All right, Jimbo. Let's go! Let's go! - Where's Shitbreak? - The movies. - Took the bus. - Coffee. Wait a second. Who the fuck was in that car?
American Pie 2
2.3s
Oh, Finchy, I missed you.
American Pie 2
6.9s
How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction? This thing is like half alcohol. You're just trying to get me drunk.
American Pie 2
5.7s
- Wanna dance? - Yeah. We'll be back. Come on now, baby.
American Pie 2
5.4s
Hey, fuckface. - Mornin', dude. - Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.
American Pie 2
5.8s
Oh, shit! Do we got an exam today? - Are you kiddin' me? - Bullshit.
American Pie 2
6.8s
- Kev, what's up, man? How are you? - Good. Put your party hat on. - We got 12 weeks of immortality ahead. - Yes, sir!
