You know, Jim... I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight. I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy. I don't know how I get myself into these things.
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You're here now? No, that's cool. You know, if you want to hang out with these guys. Okay, then. I'll meet you out front.
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But thanks for understanding. You've been really cool. I mean, between this and... you know...
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My lady has arrived.
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Casa de Stifler.
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Well, here we are.
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She's here.
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Doctor, my son has a party in seven days... and there's a young lady coming... that he's been waiting to... he's been waiting to get with. I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party. Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying. But if his pants... decide to come off during the party... could he have full use of his... penis? Okay.
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This should shave a couple of days off. Oh, good. Thank you, Doctor. Jim... that's good news. This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on. Little chilly out there.
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10s
Boy, that doesn't look too bad, Jim. Good job, Doctor. The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days. Eight or nine...
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What's the big deal with Nadia, anyway? I mean, okay... so she's 50,000 times hotter than most girls... but come on, it's just sex.
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No. I'm fine. I might have to actually go through with this.
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Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming.
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I can stay here until then? Yeah.
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- Oh, my God. - You still broken?
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You know, they speak.
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- Surprise! - Holy... Nadia! You're here? You're here. What are you doing here? Jim, I got so tired of sightseeing. But you're... you're early. Okay. Nice to know you. - I will leave. - No! No. Don't... Don't leave. Don't leave. No leaving.
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But I'd really love it if you stayed here. I think you should stay and have fun at the party. Good for you, Jim. Of course I will stay. That's great... That's my nipples! She just loves my nipples.
