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35.9s
Now, wait just a minute. Stifler wanted to give you two hand jobs? No. Stifler wanted one from us. What? Bullshit. He did. And it was horrible. Very horrible. You guys, you wanna play some "asshole"? Just watching the game, Kev. I just wanna do something together. We just did something together. Very together. Ho, ho, ho. Stifler Claus is here. Now, just so there's no confusion... Santa Porn has just brought us some heterosexual entertainment.
American Pie 2
31.5s
- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating? - We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay. This is good. This is good. Obviously. - Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What? You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual. I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual. Right, right. Okay. - Chairs. - Good.
American Pie 2
21.5s
- What is it? A guest book? - Yeah, and look at this entry. "Best thing was the blow-out at Tom Myers' place. - There he is. - A night not soon to be forgotten. August '93." It's your brother, man. Look. Yeah, his cottage was right down on the beach. Guys, this is what our party's gotta be. - Something we'll always remember. - Yes, definitely. Absolutely.
American Pie 2