- You suck, retard. - I'm not retarded. I'm a very special boy.
American Pie 2
49.9s
Brilliant. You found lesbians. Good luck trying to break through that force field. - Lesbians? - We never said that. - What? - We never said that. Oh, man. I will do anything... anything... to sleep with you chicks. Okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it, even. I'll shave some ass if they need it. Oh, yeah. You heard me. It's true. I'll kiss everybody here. Dudes, chicks, everybody. Because I am comfortable with my sexuality. Oh, yeah.
American Pie 2
1.5s
With Vicky.
American Pie 2
1.8s
All right.
American Pie 2
2.1s
- All right. - That's fair.
American Pie 2
2.4s
This kid is killing me.
American Pie 2
2.4s
That untalented bastard.
American Pie 2
8.3s
- Hello. Hello. - See? There's other girls. - How are you? - You got nothing to worry about, man. Jessica's here.
American Pie 2
1.9s
- Pathetic. - Loser.
American Pie 2
12s
You truly are a Stifmeister. - Welcome back to the party. - Steve, those are my lesbians. - Ladies, I am down with the funky shit. - Like what? One time at this party, I was drinking champagne...
American Pie 2
8.2s
- Hey, Vic, how are you? - What's up? - I'm okay. - Yeah, I'm good. That's good. - It's good to hear. - Yeah, you too.
American Pie 2
20s
Wow. Well, this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in Tijuana. And I would know. Okay. - I'm gonna get a drink. - She's right. - Why is this so weird? - Actually, I have no idea. See, I knew it. I knew you'd be mature about this. You know, and we could still be friends, right?
American Pie 2
1.1s
- Hi. - Hey, there.
American Pie 2
10.1s
I am the Sherminator. A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... to change the future for one lucky lady.
American Pie 2
3.7s
I'll call you when I get in, okay? Go have fun.
American Pie 2
1.9s
My mom's a saint!
American Pie 2
6.8s
- Hey, could I ask you a question? - Sure, son. Is it true that Paul Finch nailed your mom?
