Don't send an ambulance. Look, is there anything, you know, around the house?
American Pie 2
2s
Paint thinner.
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15.5s
- Everybody okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Shut the fuck up or I'll break down this door and pummel your ass! No, don't come in here. I'm fine. I just fell out of the bed. - You sure? - Okay, good night, then. - 'Night. - We'll see you in the morning.
American Pie 2
1.4s
Shit.
American Pie 2
1.9s
No, no!
American Pie 2
3.8s
Good. Okay, now... the collarbone... kiss.
American Pie 2
1.1s
Stand up.
American Pie 2
2.2s
Dung beetles.
American Pie 2
3.9s
Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.
American Pie 2
21.5s
- What is it? A guest book? - Yeah, and look at this entry. "Best thing was the blow-out at Tom Myers' place. - There he is. - A night not soon to be forgotten. August '93." It's your brother, man. Look. Yeah, his cottage was right down on the beach. Guys, this is what our party's gotta be. - Something we'll always remember. - Yes, definitely. Absolutely.
American Pie 2
9.2s
Michèle, why did you ditch me after prom? I didn't ditch you. I just... Our date was over.
American Pie 2
2.7s
Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.
American Pie 2
2.4s
Let me try that dildo.
American Pie 2
14.6s
Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.
American Pie 2
1.6s
What the fuck?
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5.1s
I mean, did you want some... funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?
