Oh, come on, guys. I think we're all pretty lucky.
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Guys, I'm telling you, tonight is gonna be the night she promised me a year ago.
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Hey.
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Nice to see you, too, Stifler. Who's this douche?
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What are you doing here? I guess we had the same idea, huh?
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Wait, is that Heather?
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Oh, wait. There he is. All right. Yep, he's taking their beer.
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You know it is.
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What can I do for you, sir? Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack. Some idiot told him that he was fired. He flipped out, I don't know. Listen, I need someone to finish his presentation. I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes? Oh, wait, Sunday. I got my high school reunion. Oh, wow, how fun! Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman, and I'll get him to reschedule. Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome! That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?
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Thank you, Sheranda. You've been very helpful. You get a Triple A-plus in my book. Oh, you take care, too. Okay, yeah, bye-bye.
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Yep. I'll see you later, buddy. All right then, I'll see you.
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A person's virginity is something sacred, you know? You should save yourself for someone special. You're special. No! Not special. You think? I really...
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What are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? Come on. No one will ever find out.
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That was very smooth, Stifler. Shut up, shitbreak. The last time I did this, cell phones didn't exist.
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I am in charge of the reunion. Oh! Yeah, no, that's... Yeah, that's right. Got a whole '90s theme planned. Oh. That's... I booked Chumbawamba. Yeah. But the pricks cancelled yesterday. Was a setback, but you know me, "I get knocked down but I get up again."
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Dude, she wants to fuck you big time, dude. You got to hit that. No fucking way. Do it for Jim, dude, don't be selfish.
