Nice scarf. I see you finally came out of the closet. How is your mother, Stifler? You stay away from my mom, shitbreak. Okay, boys, the past is the past. We can bury the hatchet here, huh? Yeah, fuck it. Hey, short-shorts! A round of Jägerbombs for me and my boys! Go fuck yourself, Stifler.
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Uh...
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I know you wouldn't. Honestly, that was more about me being nervous.
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Awesome! Let's do another one. I don't think so. Look, Kev, you don't know for sure if anything happened. I woke up next to her in bed, and all our clothes were off. I mean, whatever happened, I feel guilty. Kevin, in France, it's only considered cheating if your wife catches you in the act.
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Hey.
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No, no, Kara, wait. I didn't mean... Wait, Michelle. Hold on, hold on. It's not what you think, okay? I swear, I was just trying to do the right thing, and I... You have to believe me, Michelle, please.
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I don't really remember. I blame you. How much did you let him drink last night? Honestly, not that much. Well, we gotta clean this up before we go to the lake. What? The lake?
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Sorry.
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I can't be mad at my angel.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay... Perfect. Take a look. I'm nervous.
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Anything I can get for you, Christopher?
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Hey, sweetie. Hey. Who were you talking to? That was just the kid next door.
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But what do you say we keep this party going, and hit up this reunion together?
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Okay, is it just me, or do girls today seem a bit sluttier? Definitely. Teen sex, rainbow parties, sexting nude photos... I saw it all on Kathie Lee & Hoda. Happy birthday!
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That means a lot, gentlemen. What about your arm? Oh.
