Stifler, if you're gonna be living with us, you gotta behave yourself. All right, you and Finch just stay out of each other's way. Kevin, Stifler's stench is unavoidable. Finch, fist yourself.
American Pie 2
27.7s
You remember, was I any good that night? Wow. Jeez. How could I forget? You sucked. You didn't know what the hell you were doing. But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible? - I'm sorry. "Terrible"? - I've had worse. Sorry. I could give you some pointers if you want. Really?
American Pie 2
2.8s
- Where's my big guy? - Oh, my God!
American Pie 2
22.1s
Hey, Carlos, Jason. What's goin' on? Keg's back on the deck. How was Iowa State? Did you see those fuckers I had to boot out of here? Back at Stifler's. It's just like old times. One difference. We're college men now. Some of these girls are from the grade below us. I might actually have a chance.
American Pie 2
7.4s
Friends, right? Yeah, right. I mean, I know you said friends and I... I just...
American Pie 2
2.1s
- Clamp it off. - Hello.
American Pie 2
2.2s
Oh, fuck!
American Pie 2
13.7s
- No 911. - Don't call the police. - My God, it's the painting kids. - I'm still calling the cops. Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right. - Look. Stifler did break in here. - You dick! But we just followed him in to get him out.
American Pie 2
5.9s
Okay, let me look. Wait. Didn't you have it when we were downstairs? Maybe.
American Pie 2
6.8s
Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer. Oh, my God! You could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it.
American Pie 2
2.8s
I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians.
American Pie 2
3.6s
Come on! - It's clear! - Go, go, go!
American Pie 2
1.7s
Stop it.
American Pie 2
2.7s
That better not have been what I thought it was.
American Pie 2
4.9s
I'm just so glad I found him. He's my favourite collectible. I know.
American Pie 2
3.4s
- What the hell was that? - I don't know. Call 911.
American Pie 2
7s
Come on, Ozzy. Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours. - Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
