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...where she remains to this day." TUTAR: Yes. This is not a true story. -Okay? -It is a true story. No, no, it’s not a true story. Your vagine cannot bite. It cannot suck your arms to a ball. It can’t do that. But my tatti told me that. -Okay. -He tell me the truth. I mean, I understand what you’re saying, -that your daddy told you that. -Yes. But that’s not the real world. -Are you touch your vagine? -Who, me? -Yes. -Have I ever touched it? -Yes. -Yes. -No. -Yes. -You can’t touch your... -And I-- Yes, and I’m here. Didn’t n-nothing ate me up. See, I’m here. You ready? ♪ ♪ TUTAR: What are you doing? JEANISE: We’re driving. Women can drive. -(crying) -Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. -It’s okay. -You can’t drive! You can’t drive! -I can drive. I can. -You can’t drive! -It’s impossible woman to drive! -No, no. -This is... -No, no, no! -You are a man dressed like a woman. -No. No. TUTAR: Help me! It’s a woman driving the car! ♪ ♪ May I?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
46.3s
Hi, I’m Macy. -It’s nice to meet you. -Nice meet you. Come sit with me. -You are sugar baby. -I am. What is sugar baby? So, pretty much, a sugar baby is a younger girl like you and I, and we’re dating someone who’s older. -Yes. -And how old do you like them? That’s the question. -Nearly dead. -Okay, then, you should get someone who just had a heart attack. -Yes. -Okay, high five. -High five. -I love that. That’s what you want. As a woman, you never want to be a person who is aggressive. -You want to be more submissive. -Oh. We have to be kind of weak. But I’m strong. I can open a beer with my small hole.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
32.7s
We-We’ve seen a dramatic drop in having children produced within wedlock. It’s a huge problem in our society. And I think part of that is the decline of Christianity in-in the United States. -Can I say something? -Uh... -Yes. -I want-- Yes. -I want you to speak now. -(panting) I’d love for you to speak now. -This important. -Yes. -WOMAN: Yeah, great. -Yes. Something really strange, something wonderful just happened to me. -And... -(applause)
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
44.6s
-It’s actually on the verge... -BORAT: Michael Pen-is! Michael Pen-is! I brought a girl for you! -(crowd jeering) -Don’t worry, I won’t get jealous! She not Ivanka. Get out! (crowd booing) Pussy Hound Pen-is! You just hit me, man. You just hit me. Don’t punch me. Mike, help me! (crowd jeering) Mike, you’re fired! CROWD (chanting): Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! CROWD: Four more years! -A hundred more years! -CROWD: Four more years! BORAT: If you release me, I’ll give you my Klan robes. -Don’t stop. Keep moving. -How about my wig? Don’t stop. Keep moving. PENCE: The United States Senate cleared our president on all... ♪ ♪
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
55.5s
But then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier name McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders across the world: Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro and Kenneth West. Everyone apart from me. You, Sagdiyev... will return to US&A to deliver a gift so that Kazakhstan will earn the respect of Trump. BORAT: I was instruct not to give the gift to Trump, since, on previous mission, I had accidentally made shit in front his house. So, it must go to someone in his inner circle. America’s most famous ladies man - -Michael Pence. -BORAT: The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a womans. What is the gift?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
58.8s
MAN: Take care. You’re welcome. Have a good day. BORAT: Much had changed since I was last in US&A. America had become calculator crazy. I needed to make purchasings of an electrical abacus. I think we could get rid of this one for $30. -Ah. -Mm-hmm. -(phone ringing) -What this? -FaceTime. Yes? -And now... -Hello? -Hello. -Who this? This is Brian. Hello. I talk to him. Please be quiet. Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me. You are demon? This guy that you’re seeing in the phone... -Please be quiet. -...is me. -What? -If I say something, he says something. Brian Brother, please, you must be quiet. Speakings not polite. So I’m gonna show you how you can ask Google questions and it’ll give you answers. -I can make it typings? -Yes.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm