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And you can't appeal an emotional conviction.

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FEMALE REPORTER: Ted!

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Those aren't supposed to be out.

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I put my cell number on there, too.

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MALE NARRATOR: And so our story comes to an end.

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Oh, thanks a lot. What's your name? I'm Raphael. Hey, do you think I could take a picture with you?

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(CHEERING)

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I'm curing cancer. I'm cooking your fucking steak. What do you think I'm doing?

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Hey, you shut the fuck up! Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy? Yeah, why don't you come up here and make me come down there, tough guy? I am gonna come up there and I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Yeah, why don't you try it, asshole? Get your ass up here and kick my ass! (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch! Hey, shut up, lady! Run the fuck back to Russia, you whore! Get the fuck out of here! People are trying to sleep! God damn it! Shut the fuck up!

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Tami-Lynn McCafferty, will you marry me?

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MAN 1: Ted! MAN 2: Ted! Over here! Ted!

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Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me, too. She's worse than us. Yeah, she's our enemy now.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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Well, Johnny, this is the second time you've made me real.

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This is quite a victory for you. Is there any statement that you'd like to make now that you're legally a person?

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As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, we all saw the distressing images of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend, John Bennett.

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I don't know, man. I got to do something or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)

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Ted Clubber Lang.

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And you can't appeal an emotional conviction.

FEMALE REPORTER: Ted!

Those aren't supposed to be out.

I put my cell number on there, too.

MALE NARRATOR: And so our story comes to an end.

Oh, thanks a lot. What's your name? I'm Raphael. Hey, do you think I could take a picture with you?

(CHEERING)

I'm curing cancer. I'm cooking your fucking steak. What do you think I'm doing?

Tami-Lynn McCafferty, will you marry me?

MAN 1: Ted! MAN 2: Ted! Over here! Ted!

Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me, too. She's worse than us. Yeah, she's our enemy now.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Well, Johnny, this is the second time you've made me real.

This is quite a victory for you. Is there any statement that you'd like to make now that you're legally a person?

As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, we all saw the distressing images of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend, John Bennett.

I don't know, man. I got to do something or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS)

Ted Clubber Lang.