Holy shit! You? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah, we talked about it today. Dude, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations! Thank you! Wait, wait, wait. How... How... How do you guys... VVeH,yeah,thafsthe thing. We... We, uh... We got to find a sperm donor.
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Jesus Christ.
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And, um, I'm wondering, what do you think Sam Jones would say if I asked him?
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Jonah Hill!
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Look. You seem like good people. Be careful. What do you mean, "Be careful"? The state official I spoke to made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time.
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I'll see you in heaven, Ted.
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Oh, shit!
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No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
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Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.
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Hashtag "Grr, Mondays." (GASPS) 0h, my God! Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. We're so sorry.
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Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
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And I have.
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What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?