You wanna see it? Huh? You wanna see your kid? I can see it from here, thanks,yeah. Dude, take a closer look. It's your kid. No,no,no! Come on! You got to take a closer look. That's close enough, Johnny! He's beautiful. Come on! I'll trade you. Catch. Oh, shit! Oh, God! Fuck!Dude, that's somebody's kid! Well, it's not my fault, A-Rod! You were supposed to catch it! We got to find something to scoop it up. There's containers over there. Scoop it up with that. Shit. All right.
Ted 2
11.2s
What is it, Danny? Uh, Donny, sir. Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation... I'm told that you have an open-door policy here at Hasbro for new toy ideas from any and all employees?
Ted 2
1.3s
Shit.
Ted 2
4.2s
JUDGE: Very well. The plaintiff is hereby legally deemed property.
Ted 2
21.7s
SAMANTHA: That was such a good dinner, Tami-Lynn. I've never had Pringles on my steak before. Oh, it's my pleasure. It's the least I can do with all you're doing for us. Really. Oh, I haven't done anything yet. Well, you know, we wanted to take you out to dinner, but, uh, (SIGHS) all we got is Tami's income these days since nobody will hire me. Things are getting really tight, huh? Yeah, I've had to do some things I'm not proud of.
Ted 2
6s
Uh-huh. And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage?
Ted 2
1.7s
Capable of love.
Ted 2
1.4s
He's my best friend.
Ted 2
2.9s
(HEART MONITOR FLAT LINING)
Ted 2
6.1s
When Ted's rights are officially null, we grab him.
Ted 2
2.3s
Uh,yeah,yeah. You'll... You'll be okay.
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.
Ted 2
22.3s
Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. And remember, you're the one who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. I got no job, no marriage and no life! But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! Ted! Who's Gollum? She's a model. Ted, come back! Leave me alone! JOHN: Ted! SAMANTHA: Ted!
Ted 2
3.6s
Some people go through their whole lives trying to make it work with the wrong person.
Ted 2
3.4s
I'm curing cancer. I'm cooking your fucking steak. What do you think I'm doing?
Ted 2
3.5s
That wasn't supposed to happen. That was an accident.