Besides, we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off... You're ready to be a parent.
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Leslie.
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(INHALES)
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You could just, uh, write that to John and Ted. Put number 12.
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(some ENDS)
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And not because some of you might laugh at the fact that I'm representing a teddy bear. (SOFT LAUGHTER)
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Yeah. JOHN: Um, hey. Um...
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(SIGHING)
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All right.
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And honest to God, if you two want to be together, nothing would make me happier.
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I've been wanting to do this for a long time.
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Come on.
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Listen, Johnny, I wanna tell you how sorry I am. No, forget it, buddy. Look, Teddy, you were upset, and I shouldn't have brushed it off. I'm so sorry. No, listen to me. Just listen to me. You, too, Sam. I acted like an asshole. All right? I was just hurting because I knew I'd lost.
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And for what it's worth, as far as I'm concerned, you're a person.
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(805 POP SONG PLAYING)
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And you're not a cheater. I mean, I think your balls are perfect. It's around back. All right. Yeah.
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And plus, after seeing your laptop, I didn't think you had any left.