Besides, we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off... You're ready to be a parent.
Ted 2
3.2s
And plus, after seeing your laptop, I didn't think you had any left.
Ted 2
1.7s
I'm John Bennett.
Ted 2
2.2s
You're really smart, you know that?
Ted 2
8.4s
Jeez, I wonder who this place belongs to. Maybe we should find someplace else. (PLAYS GUITAR) We're in the middle of nowhere. If we get out of here by dawn, we should be fine, right?
Ted 2
11.5s
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.
Ted 2
10.4s
(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans, but I got to tell you, there's some awesome shit in that barn. Take a look at this. I found a cowboy hat and a rifle and a guitar. Hey, be careful with that, huh. No, it's okay. It's not loaded.
Ted 2
10s
What do you say there, happy face'? Right there. Death to Ming. Yeah! Come on. All right. Happy guy- Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.
Ted 2
2.4s
Um, are those hard candies, like, just to take?
Ted 2
1.6s
What a prick!
Ted 2
3.9s
How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"?
Ted 2
11.7s
Get away from him, you bastard! Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, thank God! I'm out. Wait, Mr. Jessup, please don't go. Come on, we can still do this. You're on your own, Danny. I can't be implicated in any of this. Wait, wait, wait. Who are you?
Ted 2
11s
What the fuck? What the fuc:k's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really is extraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping! No, it's not.
Ted 2
5.9s
Do you know how devastated I was? I put a frowny face on Facebook! How am I supposed to explain that to everybody?
