Guy? I thought that was you. What's happening, man? Hey, Rick! It is Ted. Hey, how you doing?
Ted 2
2.7s
MAN: Hey! What are you doing to that bear?
Ted 2
1.5s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted 2
1.2s
Sorry, bro.
Ted 2
1.7s
But we're going to the right place.
Ted 2
2.4s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (HORN HONKING)
Ted 2
2.1s
Who gets subjugated after the bear?
Ted 2
5.7s
So, you think this Meighan guy is gonna help us? I mean, honestly, I don't know. Um...
Ted 2
1.4s
How come you don't have a guy?
Ted 2
34.9s
Now, you said your parents purchased Ted, as one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel. No, it's not like that! Objection! You can't do that! You know what? This is bullshit! This court is trying to tell me that I'm not as good as other people, and this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags! Ted! Sorry, sorry. The homos, the homos. This is exactly what you've been doing to the homos, and I say it's wrong! Ms. Jackson, please control your client or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court! Oh, piss off! I'm standing up for rne and I'm standing up for the homos! We deserve respect! Ted, shut up! Fine.
Ted 2
8.7s
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?
Ted 2
1.7s
(LIP-SYNCHING TO SONG)
Ted 2
2.1s
They do move in herds.
Ted 2
1.3s
(some ENDS)
Ted 2
1.2s
Hey.
Ted 2
3.7s
Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes!
Ted 2
12.4s
I'm nervous that you're going to be swayed by smooth talk and a haircut, and forget about the most important aspect of this case.
