Oh, there's one! (ALL LAUGH) TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you! Eat my pussy! Have some apples! Jesus, what the hell is your problem?
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
Ted 2
5.8s
We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons... Hey! ...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
4.9s
Who is Clubber Lang? Who's Clubber Lang? Mr. T's character in Rocky Ill. Hello?
Ted 2
4.2s
Ted, in the eyes of the state, you are not a person.
Ted 2
1.9s
He's never lost a case in his life.
Ted 2
1.4s
Ms. Jackson?
Ted 2
14s
"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
3.5s
Barn! You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS)
Ted 2
2.3s
Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?
Ted 2
2.2s
Does your dog deserve human rights?
Ted 2
3.9s
I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired.
Ted 2
2.8s
And there is our first impression.
Ted 2
2.5s
Hey, Johnny. Guy?
Ted 2
5s
Comic Con fans, let's take a look at this thrilling sizzle reel with all of our exciting new toys.
Ted 2
5.6s
The state official I spoke to said that technically, you are classified as property.
