Hello. I'd, uh, like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.
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And that's all that's important.
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I would first like to thank the ladies and gentlemen of the jury for taking time out of their busy schedules to be a part of these proceedings.
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Comic Con fans, let's take a look at this thrilling sizzle reel with all of our exciting new toys.
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And there is our first impression.
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Okay, so what are we even talking about here? What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights. Oh, come on! He does not! He's a toy. Then why are you calling it a "he"? Look, we call the Statue of Liberty "she," but we all know it's an object made of copper and steel. Oh, good point. Yes, but she isn't conscious or sentient. He is. Mmm-hmm.
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TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch! That was really selfish of him. I know. And after I watched his piece-of-shit movie, like, a hundred times.
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Look, Donny, I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh...
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You know, as much as I love this person, we're completely wrong for each other.
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Please follow the instruction, Mr. Clubber Lang.
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I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period.
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I'm busy.
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Hey! Hi, Mr. Meighan. Thank you so much for taking my call.
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Hey, when I'm done here, how about a drink?
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You could've been an inspiration to the world. Could've been a leader, a role model.
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Can you help me get home?
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TED: Oh, God! Ahhh!
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It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here. I don't understand. We would have made such great parents. (INHALES) Oh, my God.