I... I mean, they say, uh, "Trix are for kids" in the commercials. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Ted 2
1.5s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
14s
"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account "has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." "Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." "Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." Fuck, that's a big one. This poor baby bootie.
Ted 2
13s
What the fuck did you just call me, fucker? What did you fucking say? Jesus! What the fuck? You wanna call me a whore? You wanna throw shit? Yeah, I wanna fucking throw shit! I'll fucking throw shit! (GRUNTS) Oh. VVow. There, see! How do you like that?
Ted 2
12.3s
Johnny, meet your new godson, Apollo Creed Clubber Lang. JOHN: Oh, Teddy, he's adorable. Oh! And we got something for him, too. John, show him. Oh, shit, yeah. Hold on. TAMI-LYNN: He got you something.
Ted 2
2s
Uh, those aren't supposed to be out.
Ted 2
1.7s
I put my cell number on there, too.
Ted 2
1.7s
Ted Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
2.2s
Uh, hey.
Ted 2
1.3s
Come on.
Ted 2
10.5s
What? Why not? Well, first of all, there's the question of Tami-Lynn's drug conviction. Hey, I did my community service. Yeah, besides, that was five years ago. She's clean.
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
Ted 2
5.6s
The state official I spoke to said that technically, you are classified as property.
Ted 2
4.8s
Fuck! Who's Superman? What? I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Come on!
Ted 2
4.9s
Who is Clubber Lang? Who's Clubber Lang? Mr. T's character in Rocky Ill. Hello?
Ted 2
5.2s
I don't know, Ms. Jackson. We've done everything we can and it's all up to him now.
