I really tried everything I could to be the man that she wanted.
Ted 2
1.6s
So, we're gonna win this thing?
Ted 2
4.2s
TED: Oh, my God. John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
3.6s
Goldner and the board cannot know about this until we have him.
Ted 2
3.4s
You want to have a look? Yeah, sure.
Ted 2
3.6s
I'm sorry you're not who I hoped you'd be.
Ted 2
2.3s
(HIP-HOP PLAYING ON STEREO)
Ted 2
1.4s
(CRACKLING)
Ted 2
7.8s
God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
2.4s
Ted, you're my best friend. I'd do anything for you.
Ted 2
1.5s
And I have.
Ted 2
7.9s
Hashtag "Grr, Mondays." (GASPS) 0h, my God! Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. We're so sorry.
Ted 2
4.7s
Video? I like Asian teen stuff preferably. There's lube right there. All right, yeah, thanks.
Ted 2
4.6s
Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
Ted 2
4.9s
You know, I really love that Neil Diamond.
Ted 2
1.4s
Oh, shit!
Ted 2
6.6s
No, she wasn't. She was giving you the fuck-me eyes. What are the fuck-me eyes? Some women just have fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
5.8s
We've got a brand-new line of Decepticons... Hey! ...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. Fresh cakes.
