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Come on. (SIGHS)

Ted 2

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Look. You seem like good people. Be careful. What do you mean, "Be careful"? The state official I spoke to made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time.

Ted 2

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(GASPS)

Ted 2

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Hi.

Ted 2

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Oh, what do you mean? My parents got him for me when I was a kid. A-ha. They "got him."

Ted 2

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Stupid idiot.

Ted 2

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One for me.

Ted 2

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You're only one bear.

Ted 2

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(SHOUTS) What the fuck? Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter? Vvhathappened? What's going on? There's so much porn! Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit? What are you talking about, "private shit"? Johnny, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here! Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out. Jesus Christ. Look at the organization here! Clockwise rim job. Counterclockwise rim job! Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way! You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks?

Ted 2

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Would be a sweet-ass fucking baby.

Ted 2

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You want Flash Gordon to father your child? Yeah, I mean, do you think... Would that be weird? Would he be freaked out if I... No, I think he'd be flattered! And plus, your baby will be a fucking superhero! Well, that was the logic I arrived at as well. Yeah, I say do it! All right. I'll shoot him an e-mail right now, and see if I can stop by tonight. You come with me? Sure. All right, great.

Ted 2

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Oh, look, I did a lot of blow in the '80s and my sperm count's a little low.

Ted 2

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Your name is Toby! You're going to learn to say your name. Let me hear you say it.

Ted 2

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You're really smart, you know that?

Ted 2

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Sorry. You don't mind the pot, do you? I get migraines. Oh, absolutely, me, too. That's fine. I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 2O minutes. Oh, I'm Samantha Jackson. Ted. How are ya? Good to meet you. John. Nice to meet you. Wait, wait, wait. What's your middle name?

Ted 2

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A little bit. I learned when I was a kid.

Ted 2

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Teddy.

Ted 2

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That means he becomes property.

Ted 2

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Come on. (SIGHS)

Look. You seem like good people. Be careful. What do you mean, "Be careful"? The state official I spoke to made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time.

(GASPS)

Hi.

Oh, what do you mean? My parents got him for me when I was a kid. A-ha. They "got him."

Stupid idiot.

One for me.

You're only one bear.

Would be a sweet-ass fucking baby.

Oh, look, I did a lot of blow in the '80s and my sperm count's a little low.

Your name is Toby! You're going to learn to say your name. Let me hear you say it.

You're really smart, you know that?

Sorry. You don't mind the pot, do you? I get migraines. Oh, absolutely, me, too. That's fine. I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 2O minutes. Oh, I'm Samantha Jackson. Ted. How are ya? Good to meet you. John. Nice to meet you. Wait, wait, wait. What's your middle name?

A little bit. I learned when I was a kid.

Teddy.

That means he becomes property.