Oh, hey, Doc, is this where you guys store all the, uh, stuff?
Ted 2
7.2s
Oh, my God. Now we're even bigger assholes. Go get my Cookie Crisp out of his ass. You guys making trouble over here? Uh, no, ma'am. We're just minding our business.
Ted 2
11.3s
You've done none of that. I've read about your life. The drugs, the parties, the prostitutes, the arrests. Mr. Meighan, we've come a long way to meet you because you said that you could help us.
Ted 2
7.4s
Uh, uh... Not especially, but I love helping good people fulfill their dreams of having children. It's amazing what we can do here.
Ted 2
1.8s
Fresh cakes! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Ted 2
3.8s
Holy shit! Look,Donny,Donny! You don't wanna do this! Okay?
Ted 2
9s
Listen, I just really want to thank you for all you've clone, all you're doing for us. I know it's not making you rich. Please. There are more important things in life than money.
Ted 2
1.7s
Is that the boxing movies?
Ted 2
11.1s
No, asshole, he ain't got a dick because he's a fucking toy! What's your excuse? Whoa-ho! Take a burn! Yeah! How's your tongue taste in your own ass, Poindexter? Yeah! How'd you... What? (GAVEL BANGS) Order!
Ted 2
1.8s
I'll give you a minute.
Ted 2
2.9s
Mr. Willer, has the jury reached a verdict?
Ted 2
28.5s
What is that? What? What are you doing? I'm getting ready, dude. What do you mean you're getting ready? What are you doing to your hand? I'm doing this for you. I'm getting ready. I got to go in and perform. You got your hand on your diok. What are you doing? I'm trying to get it half hard, so when I get in there I could just bust it out. Sitting out here in public, jerking off? Where do you think you are? Red Lobster? What are you doing? What do you think I got to do in there? Forget it. Now, look, you haven't smoked pot for two whole days, right? Yes, I told you, I'm clean, all right? Your baby's gonna be fine. I'm sorry, ljustdonfi want something I got to feed with a pitchfork when he's 16.
Ted 2
1.2s
Come here!
Ted 2
3.5s
Well, under the circumstances, I guess it's okay.
Ted 2
3.8s
JOHN: Hey, guys? (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm having some trouble over here.
Ted 2
12.4s
(LAUGHS) I know, I just said your name. Oh, right, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little nervous. I've been out of the game for a while. The game? I don't talk to pretty girls that often. Pretty women, ladies.
