TED: Oh! Oh, fuck! Oh, my God! Fuck!Fuck! Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in! (GAGGING) You got to fucking help me! Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth! Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook. No! (CAMERA CLICKS)
Ted 2
2.4s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (HORN HONKING)
Ted 2
1.5s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted 2
3.2s
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
Ted 2
1.5s
(INAUDIBLE)
Ted 2
1.7s
(INHALING)
Ted 2
3.7s
So you're saying you are capable of feeling love.
Ted 2
7.7s
There you go! Nice job! Jesus. So, listen, I got to ask. Was it just kissing last night? Or was there finger stuff?
Ted 2
1.4s
How come you don't have a guy?
Ted 2
1.7s
(BROADWAY MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
5.2s
"John Bennett." Hi. Right this way. I'll show you where to deposit your specimen.
Ted 2
5.9s
(CAMERA CLICKS) Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing? Hashtag "My amazing summer."
Ted 2
1.7s
Oh, we're betting on you.
Ted 2
5.4s
Besides, we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off... You're ready to be a parent.
Ted 2
1.2s
Leslie.
Ted 2
1.5s
(INHALES)
Ted 2
3.6s
You could just, uh, write that to John and Ted. Put number 12.
