Somebody help! Oh, my God, John! John? Johnny? Hello? There's something happening. Mr. Bennett?
Ted 2
1.2s
(SNIFFLES)
Ted 2
12.4s
I'm nervous that you're going to be swayed by smooth talk and a haircut, and forget about the most important aspect of this case.
Ted 2
15.2s
(STUTTERS) Hey, listen, Sam, I'm real sorry. That barn just came out of nowhere. No, no, it's my fault. I... I, uh... I should never have let you drive. Yeah. You were wrong. You were wrong to do that. Yeah. But that and the trial are the only two things you fucked up. So, uh...
Ted 2
1.2s
Sorry, bro.
Ted 2
6.8s
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna havetolet you go. What? Why? I've been busting my ass at this job for three years!
Ted 2
8.2s
Uh, it's been discussed, but do you mind if I ask how old you are? I'm 26. Ah.
Ted 2
1.7s
(LIP-SYNCHING TO SONG)
Ted 2
4.7s
Oh, what do you mean? My parents got him for me when I was a kid. A-ha. They "got him."
Ted 2
34.9s
Now, you said your parents purchased Ted, as one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel. No, it's not like that! Objection! You can't do that! You know what? This is bullshit! This court is trying to tell me that I'm not as good as other people, and this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags! Ted! Sorry, sorry. The homos, the homos. This is exactly what you've been doing to the homos, and I say it's wrong! Ms. Jackson, please control your client or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court! Oh, piss off! I'm standing up for rne and I'm standing up for the homos! We deserve respect! Ted, shut up! Fine.
Ted 2
4.5s
No words. (SNIFFLES) They should've sent a poet.
Ted 2
2.7s
(HORN HONKS) (SCREAMS) Don't let the goose get me!
Ted 2
2.1s
They do move in herds.
Ted 2
2.3s
At least you figured it out early.
Ted 2
8s
Ted, do you love your wife? Objection. She's not his wife. The marriage was annulled. I'll rephrase.
Ted 2
2.9s
TED: No, no, that's not gonna work. You need two of them. You got to scoop one into the other.
Ted 2
2.3s
Don't wait too long to be right.
Ted 2
7.1s
I noticed you always use urinal four, so I put fresh cakes in there for you. You're an important man. You should never have to smell pee.
