Look, I don't know what kind of mojo was in that wish you made when you were a child, but this bear is alive.
Ted 2
1.4s
(GRUNTING)
Ted 2
2s
Honestly, I don't know.
Ted 2
1.8s
I fucking love this place.
Ted 2
4.1s
(SNIFFLING) This isn't fucking fair. Teddy's a good man.
Ted 2
4.6s
Uh-huh. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there. Right on. You, too, man.
Ted 2
12.5s
We better get going. We got two hours of driving left and I'm kind of beat. Yeah, we got to be well rested for tomorrow. I'll drive. You can take a nap. You don't have a license. Who cares? Johnny lets me drive every once in a while when he's too hammered. I'm a fucking pro!
Ted 2
9s
Listen, I just really want to thank you for all you've clone, all you're doing for us. I know it's not making you rich. Please. There are more important things in life than money.
Ted 2
3s
Ted! Who the hell are you?
Ted 2
1.6s
I feel terrible.
Ted 2
1.4s
(CROWD MURMUR)
Ted 2
3.7s
One day I woke up and I just realized I wasn't myself anymore.
Ted 2
5.8s
All right, come in. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I love your dress.
Ted 2
3.6s
Some people go through their whole lives trying to make it work with the wrong person.
Ted 2
21.7s
SAMANTHA: That was such a good dinner, Tami-Lynn. I've never had Pringles on my steak before. Oh, it's my pleasure. It's the least I can do with all you're doing for us. Really. Oh, I haven't done anything yet. Well, you know, we wanted to take you out to dinner, but, uh, (SIGHS) all we got is Tami's income these days since nobody will hire me. Things are getting really tight, huh? Yeah, I've had to do some things I'm not proud of.
Ted 2
2.4s
Take a look. (CHEERING)
Ted 2
6.6s
Kidnapping only applies to people. And you, Ted, you're property. Yeah, so is that fucking hairpiece.
Ted 2
5.4s
Think about what happened at Fenway. You remember? You out me open, that's it! I'm gone, dead!