Fuck! Who's Superman? What? I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Come on!
Ted 2
7.8s
Oh, there's one! (ALL LAUGH) TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you! Eat my pussy! Have some apples! Jesus, what the hell is your problem?
Ted 2
1.2s
(GASPS)
Ted 2
1.5s
One for me.
Ted 2
3.5s
Barn! You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS)
Ted 2
1.4s
(YELLING)
Ted 2
3.5s
Let's make a baby! Let's make a baby! (EXCLAIMS) (KISSES)
Ted 2
3.2s
Ted,dude, I'm so sorry, man. This completely sucks.
Ted 2
4.9s
Who is Clubber Lang? Who's Clubber Lang? Mr. T's character in Rocky Ill. Hello?
Ted 2
13s
Okay? And... And I don't want us to fight like we've been doing the past few months. I don't know, Teddy. Something's got to change, you know? Because I can't do this no more. It's too much. I know, I know, I know. And... And that's why...
Ted 2
2.3s
Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?
Ted 2
1.5s
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Ted 2
28.7s
You two still not talking? No. Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this. I mean, how the hell do you take a broken marriage and make it work again? Well, I'll tell you one way. You have yourselves a baby. A baby? Uh-huh. Look at that. You see them two white niggas over there? (INDISTINCT) Yeah. What? Look at them. They're so happy. Because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggas waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on.
Ted 2
1.4s
(SAM GRUNTING)
Ted 2
2.2s
Does your dog deserve human rights?
Ted 2
7.8s
God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
